Post 15: A serious object?
I was in the mood to write a little something and luckily a spill occurred and this wet floor sign appeared.
I sat for a bit, looking at the sign, thinking the usual questions of what draws me to an object (why do I always feel a little skeptical of myself when referring to something as an object?) such as this one? Why write about something I am drawn to? Do I want to write about everything I am drawn to? Is there a subset of “things I am drawn to” that I want to write about? Do I enjoy writing about things that seem like they don’t necessarily deserve to be written about--things that may be self-explanatory, and that make writing about them seem like an extraneous effort?
One way this wet floor sign stands out to me is in being one of the few objects in this coffee place that names itself. That has already written itself. (I also see “whole milk,” “half and half,” “simple syrup,” “water.”) Actually, the wet floor sign doesn’t name itself like these other items do, but names the scenario it participates in (CAUTION Wet Floor). It may be one of the only sentences in here. I view the sign as having a one to one relationship with this scenario that it plays a role in. As in, it’s a single answer to a single question (i.e. What has happened?). Wet floor signs only ever come out after something has happened. They put a stop to the happening, acting like an ending punctuation mark to what has taken place. This one looks conclusive and confident. Though, at the same time, relatively and goofily unimportant in what it’s being conclusive about. As it always references a past event, it becomes continuously less necessary (and more foolish?) the longer it sits. It could be said that it becomes more like a punctuation mark without a sentence to precede it, but somehow I feel that to say this is to introduce a flourish that is outside the bounds of what is happening here...
Questions come from the sign both playing such a small, singular role, and seeming to take itself very seriously in doing so. It’s straightforward, and spelled out, but so minor. The conclusiveness of its message feels like it runs up against its overall…negligibility as an object.
I don’t know what a serious object is, but I’m wondering what level of seriousness this one has. Where does it fall between being respected and being laughable?
Does writing about an object give it a certain amount of seriousness that it doesn't have on its own?

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